recoveryisbeautiful:

I love this SO much because it includes both male and female :D

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creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

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lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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